Why is the man who went on the moon bald? 75. What has a sole, a tongue, and six eyes? Try not to crater-size those who love the moon, they can't help it if they are lunar-tics! Didnt like it much; there was no atmosphere. I don't know either but it's eating your . 1. He is battling major personal de-moons. Then it dawned on me. When their interests align during an eclipse, the haughty sun responds to the Moon by asking why he had not seen him lately. 60. Are you only waxing poetic or do you truly have such a deep affection for the Moon? Rain is falling in Italy. This weeks puns and one liners are on the theme of Boot Jokes, and as normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality. What was the shoes response to the hat? He said they made him buy new black shoes, instead of his normal shoes. What did Neil Armstrong say when no one laughed at his moon jokes? Because he breaks under stress. Heisenberg and Schrodinger are speeding along in Schrodinger's car, a police man pulls them over and asks the driver, Heisenberg, if he knows how fast he was going, to this Heisenberg replies What sort of footwear do artists wear? Check out this list of great moon puns and jokes. After his cowboy boot broke, what song did Kenny Rogers write? Why are moon researchers always so optimistic? 208+ Shoe Puns That Will Give Laughter For Your Sole! That is the start of the lunar cycle. Puns and one liners on the theme of Boot Jokes. I went to my first full moon party at the weekend, I have to say, it eclipsed my expectations! 38. As to why the sweater was sent to boot camp, to get warm! Ten years ago, my father neglected to put on his size 14 boots before he went out to get cigarettes. Step into another world with Moon Boot and discover Moon Boots for women including the Icon, ProTECHt and LAB69 designs. They are standing next to each other at urinals and the soldier gets done first and washes his hands. It helps nurture and soothe all life on earth after a toiling hot day under the sun. I took the boot and started caressing it with my hand making trilling noises. Rocket & Roll! It was merely a group of retired cobblers. They are called lunar ticks. Puss in Boots. We were driving home after a trip to Costco and my Mother points out a Cosmo Booth (Glamour shot Photo booth) outside. It's howling time! What makes it so hard to book a room at the hotel on the moon at the end of every month? We also link to other websites, but are not responsible for their content.